27 questions

27 questions

1. Your age?
Some say I still look like a puppy!

2. Your age when came to live with your people?
2...no 4...no 6 or 7!

3. What color is the collar you’re wearing right now?
Black.

4. Who is your favorite person other than the people you live with?
My grandma!

5. How much do you weigh?
50 pounds.

6. Most expensive thing you’ve ever chewed up?
Mommy and Daddy's blinds -- upstairs *and* downstairs!

7. Do you like other Dogs?
Only when I'm off-leash...otherwise, I'm about as sociable as Mike Tyson.

8. Who is your best non-human friend?
KayCee, even though she's weird!

9. Squeaky Toys or Tennis Balls?
Neither -- I prefer long stick-like objects, but only when my parents wave them around in the air. If they glow and make light-saber noises, even better!

10. Do you like to be brushed?
I like it! My Mommy brushes me all the time so I don't shed in the house so much.

11. Peanut Butter or Cheese?
Yes, please.

12. Do your people cut your nails?
No. Walking on the sidewalk and asphalt seems to wear my nails down enough!

13. Any formal education?
I'm currently being homeschooled, but my parents keep threatening to take me to school.

14. Couch potato or Energizer Bunny?
Couch potato! (But sometimes I like to surprise my mommy and daddy and act like the Energizer Bunny, but that only ever lasts for a minute before I pass out again.)

15. Five nicknames your people call you.
Busteroo, Buster-Bear, Crazy, Busta Rhyme, Bust-a-cap-in-yo-ass.

16. What is your best trick?
I don't do tricks. "Tricks are what whores do for money...or candy."

17. Do you like kitties?
They sure look yummy!

18. What did you have for breakfast?
My mommy threw together a nice breakfast of potato and duck kibble, mixed with some EVOO, cottage cheese, and hunks of beef canned dog food. My mommy's a great cook!

19. Can you hunt (aka have you ever killed anything living)? If so, what?
I've successfully hunted a duck statue, a weird-looking tree stump, and a stuffed animal of a Husky.

20. When & why was the last time you went to the V.E.T.?
Yay -- it's almost been a whole month since my last vet visit! The dr. and my parents thought I might need another surgery, but I ended up not needing it after all!

21. Where do you sleep at night?
Either near my parents' bed or in my doggy bed a few feet away. But in the mornings, once the alarm goes off, Mommy and Daddy let me sneak into bed with them for a few minutes. I love it! :)

22. Do you like to swim?
I'm not a big fan of the water...just like Mommy.

23. Can you make puppies?
Nope, what a personal question!

24. Your favorite place to visit?
Grandma and Grandpa's house!

25. Do you give kisses?
I love giving kisses! I love to kiss Mommy, I love to kiss Daddy, I love to kiss myself, I love to kiss my pillow, I love to kiss the sheet on the couch, I love to kiss the air...

26. Can you potty on command?
Not really...but I potty right away when we go out for walks, so it's no big deal.

27. To Cuz or not to Cuz?
I'm not that into toys...unless they're sticks that glow and make noises!